Perfect Man, Perfect Woman?
Saturday, July 19th, 2008
bilbo b asked:
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan of course) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there are no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan of course) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there are no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.
****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling****.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re reading this (most of you are), this illustrates another point: women never listen.
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I am making my sisters wedding cake and I have got the fruit cake sorted but I am looking for a good sponge recipe for the top layer of the cake. I want the sponge to stay moist throughout the day, not to go dry like my other sponge cakes do. Also, has anyone got any good recipes for the buttercream I am going to put in the middle of the cakes.