Archive for October, 2008
The Perfect Couple?
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it’s worth it)
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
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Wedding dress question?
ok. im engaged, we havent set a date yet, but i want it to maybe be next summer. so i have more than a year. anywho. i found almost the perfect wedding dress i want. heres a link….
http://www.idealclothing.net/smart_image/?src=/files/items/image27723.jpg&max_height=750&max_width=400
and heres the back (the pic is really lil but its all i could find)
http://www.idealclothing.net/smart_image/?src=/files/items/second27723.jpg&max_height=100&max_width=100
anyways, if it was just plain white, with white or silver gems around the chest area. and if the lil whole/slit in the dress under the chest area was not there. (too revealing for a wedding i think) it would be perfect.
if anyone knows of a similar type of dress, plz send me a link, and or picture but tell me where its from. i want the wedding to be simple, yet elegant. and my dress to be slighly fitting, yet flowy. thanks =]
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My Fiancee decided to postpone the wedding what do you think?
two and a half months to the wedding and my fiancee has decided for the both of us to postpone the wedding. He did this without even discussing it with me prior to. He thinks that we argue too much. I tried to explain to him that I was just extremely stressed out with all of the planning and not having much help from him. Prior to the planning everything was supposedly perfect. What do you think?
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