Perfect Man, Perfect Woman?
bilbo b asked:
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan of course) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there are no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan of course) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there are no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.
****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling****.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re reading this (most of you are), this illustrates another point: women never listen.
Baby Sleep Tonight
ha… i don’t listen… BUT I AM PERFECT
Iiiiiinteresting.
LOL that was sooooooooooooooooooo funny! lol
I love it!!!!
Reminds me this quote from Wedding Crashers movie
“I am not perfect but who are we kidding, neither are you…”
So many grammatical errors! I can see that a man wrote it
Not all people are the same like bein perfect and men bein jackass but u cant leave with them or without them unless gay
It also illustrates women are crazy. She was driving around got in an accident and told a foolish story. What does that prove. . . women are crazy!
It was good…..till I got to the part where I wasn’t spose to read. By the way if the woman is perfect how come she got into a accident in the first place hmm??
im imperfect. but am a perfectionist
good one…
That was funny. I can handle it buddy.
That was funny
U R 100% wrong.
haaa i like the top!! the bottom wasn’t needed though…