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The Perfect Couple?
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it’s worth it)
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
How To Make A Diaper Cake
The perfect story?
Ok… So there was a perfect man and a perfect woman, they became a perfect cuple, And obviously had a perfect wedding.
On December 24 this perfect couple has driving their perfect car and they so a man in the street whit a flat tire, As every perfect couple would do they got down from their perfect car and when to help the poor guy; It was Santa!!
As perfect as they were they decided to help because they couldn’t leave all the kids whit out their presents. So Santa got in the car whit all of his toys, and they gave out toys all around the world, unfortunately thy got on an accident, only one of them survived….
Who survived and why?
How To Make A Diaper Cake