The Perfect Couple?

Rated R Shaman of Sexy asked:


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it’s worth it)

Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.

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27 Responses to “The Perfect Couple?”
  1. 11.01.2008

    I had to scroll down to get my 2points!! Haha cute!

  2. 11.02.2008

    …HEY!!!

    I’m very offended!!!

    ..Just kidding. =]. Nice joke.

  3. 11.05.2008

    that’s terrible! T_T

  4. 11.06.2008

    hahahha really funny ….

  5. 11.06.2008

    that a good one!!

  6. 11.11.2008

    This was hilaious. I read all the way down to and I’m a girl!!!

  7. 11.12.2008

    hahaha that was sweet

  8. 11.14.2008

    FGREUTHAET ,XZTYUEJ7U4EFYT

  9. 11.17.2008

    Ha! Yeah that was pretty good…

  10. 11.18.2008

    hahah
    i thought it was funny im going to star it
    =]]

  11. 11.24.2008

    LOl dats funny but OFFENDING 2 WEMON!

  12. 11.25.2008

    lol
    but everyone had to scroll down to answer the question

  13. 11.28.2008

    LOL.
    That is soo truee!

  14. 12.01.2008

    Haha. That was good. Even if I didn’t listen to read it all :)

  15. 12.02.2008

    dat’s was okay

  16. 12.04.2008

    That means that there is also no such thing as a perfect woman. Which means the car was empty, and therefore could not have been moving to crash in the first place. Great paradox you creatd there. :)

  17. 12.07.2008

    Curiosity may kill the cat, but satisfaction will always bring her back – and this cat happens to be female who just had to disobey, so blame my DNA. That was a perfectly funny joke and I enjoyed it! Meow!

  18. 12.10.2008

    haha.. i totally agree and my dad always says… “woman shouldnt be allowed to drive.” everytime my dad says that my brother says… “Stop driving then an let me drive” and he’s ten.. haha well thnx for the laugh.. :]]

    10/10

  19. 12.11.2008

    hehehe nice one :P

  20. 12.13.2008

    very true..nice one

  21. 12.14.2008

    that is funny as heck!!!!

  22. 12.18.2008

    thats hilarious because i didnt even pause when it said women stop reading! very funny

  23. 12.19.2008

    LOL! good one. =)
    I kept on scrolling. xD

  24. 12.19.2008

    ha i admit that was funny but it is also true not just for women that if you say dont touch that or dont look in that what does a normal human being do touch it or look duh thats just the way the cookie crumbles……

  25. hahahahahaha good one ^_~ apparently I don’t listen cuz i kept scrolling down :)

  26. 12.24.2008

    Haha this was hilarious.. Made my day ;)

  27. 12.25.2008

    good one…..excellent
    very funny ….. loved it …..gave me a good laugh
    …..good job…..keep up the good ones