Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it’s worth it)
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
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I had to scroll down to get my 2points!! Haha cute!
…HEY!!!
I’m very offended!!!
..Just kidding. =]. Nice joke.
that’s terrible! T_T
hahahha really funny ….
that a good one!!
This was hilaious. I read all the way down to and I’m a girl!!!
hahaha that was sweet
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Ha! Yeah that was pretty good…
hahah
i thought it was funny im going to star it
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LOl dats funny but OFFENDING 2 WEMON!
lol
but everyone had to scroll down to answer the question
LOL.
That is soo truee!
Haha. That was good. Even if I didn’t listen to read it all
dat’s was okay
That means that there is also no such thing as a perfect woman. Which means the car was empty, and therefore could not have been moving to crash in the first place. Great paradox you creatd there.
Curiosity may kill the cat, but satisfaction will always bring her back – and this cat happens to be female who just had to disobey, so blame my DNA. That was a perfectly funny joke and I enjoyed it! Meow!
haha.. i totally agree and my dad always says… “woman shouldnt be allowed to drive.” everytime my dad says that my brother says… “Stop driving then an let me drive” and he’s ten.. haha well thnx for the laugh.. :]]
10/10
hehehe nice one
very true..nice one
that is funny as heck!!!!
thats hilarious because i didnt even pause when it said women stop reading! very funny
LOL! good one. =)
I kept on scrolling. xD
ha i admit that was funny but it is also true not just for women that if you say dont touch that or dont look in that what does a normal human being do touch it or look duh thats just the way the cookie crumbles……
hahahahahaha good one ^_~ apparently I don’t listen cuz i kept scrolling down
Haha this was hilarious.. Made my day
good one…..excellent
very funny ….. loved it …..gave me a good laugh
…..good job…..keep up the good ones
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