The Perfect Couple?

monkeymaster2006 asked:


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

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43 Responses to “The Perfect Couple?”
  1. 06.05.2008

    Ok…this was not a question.

  2. 06.06.2008

    Bad riddle but I gain 2 more points.

  3. 06.06.2008

    Good joke man!
    LOL
    actually its true.

  4. 06.09.2008

    lame. you dont tell the answer if you’re going to ask the question.

  5. 06.11.2008

    um, i didnt really find it funny

  6. 06.13.2008

    wow, that is a really good story. sorta makes you remeber nothings perfect and stuff like that, where did you read that, was it another one of those wall postings ppl get 24/7. Or if you made it up, that was really good. Sorta like the sappy one about the motorcycle crash…Thanx 4 the story, I’ll have to tell my friends about it.

  7. 06.15.2008

    was that a question???!!!

  8. I liked this joke! I think it’s very humorous

  9. 06.15.2008

    LOL, 2 points.

  10. 06.19.2008

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    Was it Funny

    I gets the two points

    Now i want 10 more pts from santa
    as i am a child
    gimme 10 points

  11. its was a joke i just knew abt it now
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  12. 06.22.2008

    I think you should learn how to ask a question.

  13. 06.24.2008

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U STINK TYPE OF SHHH WAS DIS????

  14. 06.25.2008

    Santa Clauz as he is not real.

  15. 06.27.2008

    that’s true….

  16. 06.30.2008

    word….men are not perfect

  17. 07.03.2008

    your right there is no perfect man and guess what…you are no exception!!!!

  18. 07.06.2008

    ah…yes indeed i must not exist because i am indeed the perfect man!

  19. 07.07.2008

    I agree with darkfreak

  20. 07.09.2008

    so no question ta for the points then>>

  21. 07.11.2008

    hmmm… kinda funny
    2pts ;)

  22. 07.14.2008

    that is not a question

  23. 07.15.2008

    Santa’s not real? Have you all gone mad, what if some kid were to read this. His or her hopes and dreams would be shattered to the core. What if you were a child reading about santa only to suddenly find the awful truth. For shame.

  24. 07.18.2008

    how is this a question if you said the answer???

  25. Well, I liked it!

  26. 07.21.2008

    Kinda long winded but hey… can’t argue with getting two points for this :)

  27. 07.21.2008

    oooh i know:

    The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

  28. 07.24.2008

    Pretty good joke.LOL!!!!

  29. 07.26.2008

    The story is so true because women is the best thing God ever created

  30. 07.27.2008

    funny and true!

  31. 07.27.2008

    that was the best story iv ever heard in a long time.

  32. 07.29.2008

    Then isn’t it true that only the wo survived? And not the wo….man?

  33. if you ask the question, try not to give the answer. but good joke!

  34. 08.03.2008

    so so so true. its funny.

  35. 08.05.2008

    Jo well women are perfect but men can be too… if they wanna…

  36. 08.07.2008

    loved it……………but how did the one person get 2 points for answering this?

  37. 08.08.2008

    hahhahahahhaha true…theere are no perfect men in this world..they cant be….coz men r jus muscle!!! brains are NUMB NULLIFIED

  38. Strange how I managed to get two points without reading all the way through that. Just another imperfection, I guess.

  39. 08.15.2008

    I deserve more than 2 points for reading this

  40. 08.18.2008

    You should have just given us the punch line first……would’ve saved time.

  41. 08.21.2008

    Not a bad joke

  42. 08.23.2008

    What is with the word perfect.What was the question.

  43. 08.26.2008

    How do U no if there is a perfect women?!
    That was a dumb joke.