The Perfect Couple?

by Isabelle on June 5, 2008

monkeymaster2006 asked:

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

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Tagged as: Christmas Santa, Santa Claus, Survivor

{ 43 comments }

supermodel_in_ohio June 5, 2008 at 8:28 pm

Ok…this was not a question.

darkfreak1969 June 6, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Bad riddle but I gain 2 more points.

bigck96 June 6, 2008 at 11:44 pm

Good joke man!
LOL
actually its true.

jacobrcotton June 9, 2008 at 5:05 am

lame. you dont tell the answer if you’re going to ask the question.

sam June 11, 2008 at 8:11 pm

um, i didnt really find it funny

nvr4get_me June 13, 2008 at 8:05 pm

wow, that is a really good story. sorta makes you remeber nothings perfect and stuff like that, where did you read that, was it another one of those wall postings ppl get 24/7. Or if you made it up, that was really good. Sorta like the sappy one about the motorcycle crash…Thanx 4 the story, I’ll have to tell my friends about it.

pooja June 15, 2008 at 2:16 am

was that a question???!!!

~Chicky~Baby Doll~Lynn June 15, 2008 at 12:14 pm

I liked this joke! I think it’s very humorous

brijjesh June 15, 2008 at 3:57 pm

LOL, 2 points.

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Was it Funny

I gets the two points

Now i want 10 more pts from santa
as i am a child
gimme 10 points

nomercy_cool82@yahoo.com June 22, 2008 at 4:52 am

its was a joke i just knew abt it now
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disha June 22, 2008 at 9:45 am

I think you should learn how to ask a question.

Lil_mz_sexy06 June 24, 2008 at 5:22 am

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U STINK TYPE OF SHHH WAS DIS????

adiz June 25, 2008 at 6:42 pm

Santa Clauz as he is not real.

beautiful June 27, 2008 at 11:52 am

that’s true….

bell_76 June 30, 2008 at 11:51 am

word….men are not perfect

Andy July 3, 2008 at 9:41 pm

your right there is no perfect man and guess what…you are no exception!!!!

mikerodriguez06 July 6, 2008 at 10:57 pm

ah…yes indeed i must not exist because i am indeed the perfect man!

strawberryjenn_ca July 7, 2008 at 3:24 am

I agree with darkfreak

l33na01 July 9, 2008 at 8:08 pm

so no question ta for the points then>>

riddler July 11, 2008 at 4:12 pm

hmmm… kinda funny
2pts ;)

babygirly_33 July 14, 2008 at 10:55 am

that is not a question

panthro July 15, 2008 at 12:52 am

Santa’s not real? Have you all gone mad, what if some kid were to read this. His or her hopes and dreams would be shattered to the core. What if you were a child reading about santa only to suddenly find the awful truth. For shame.

a_x_master July 18, 2008 at 4:05 am

how is this a question if you said the answer???

srcrawfordbt@sbcglobal.net July 18, 2008 at 10:55 pm

Well, I liked it!

apaloosa2 July 21, 2008 at 7:01 pm

Kinda long winded but hey… can’t argue with getting two points for this :)

Allison July 21, 2008 at 10:33 pm

oooh i know:

The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

kayceejayde July 24, 2008 at 3:52 am

Pretty good joke.LOL!!!!

JoeJoe July 26, 2008 at 4:02 pm

The story is so true because women is the best thing God ever created

funnysquerel July 27, 2008 at 10:15 am

funny and true!

typrincess112 July 27, 2008 at 12:57 pm

that was the best story iv ever heard in a long time.

donutmiddel July 29, 2008 at 7:35 am

Then isn’t it true that only the wo survived? And not the wo….man?

blondie_princess_ladybug August 1, 2008 at 8:35 pm

if you ask the question, try not to give the answer. but good joke!

maamiaba63 August 3, 2008 at 3:40 am

so so so true. its funny.

Dids August 5, 2008 at 5:48 am

Jo well women are perfect but men can be too… if they wanna…

pink_sugar_lips August 7, 2008 at 6:11 am

loved it……………but how did the one person get 2 points for answering this?

VanessaR August 8, 2008 at 5:28 am

hahhahahahhaha true…theere are no perfect men in this world..they cant be….coz men r jus muscle!!! brains are NUMB NULLIFIED

impotence_seems2rule August 12, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Strange how I managed to get two points without reading all the way through that. Just another imperfection, I guess.

TryingToLearn August 15, 2008 at 12:44 am

I deserve more than 2 points for reading this

EarthenSoul August 18, 2008 at 8:29 am

You should have just given us the punch line first……would’ve saved time.

mutt August 21, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Not a bad joke

Luigi A August 23, 2008 at 1:34 am

What is with the word perfect.What was the question.

Happy Bunny Luva August 26, 2008 at 4:27 am

How do U no if there is a perfect women?!
That was a dumb joke.

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