The Perfect Couple?

43 CommentsThursday • June 5, 2008 • by

monkeymaster2006 asked:


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

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43 Responses to “The Perfect Couple?”
  1. supermodel_in_ohio
    06.05.2008

    Ok…this was not a question.

  2. darkfreak1969
    06.06.2008

    Bad riddle but I gain 2 more points.

  3. bigck96
    06.06.2008

    Good joke man!
    LOL
    actually its true.

  4. jacobrcotton
    06.09.2008

    lame. you dont tell the answer if you’re going to ask the question.

  5. sam
    06.11.2008

    um, i didnt really find it funny

  6. nvr4get_me
    06.13.2008

    wow, that is a really good story. sorta makes you remeber nothings perfect and stuff like that, where did you read that, was it another one of those wall postings ppl get 24/7. Or if you made it up, that was really good. Sorta like the sappy one about the motorcycle crash…Thanx 4 the story, I’ll have to tell my friends about it.

  7. pooja
    06.15.2008

    was that a question???!!!

  8. ~Chicky~Baby Doll~Lynn
    06.15.2008

    I liked this joke! I think it’s very humorous

  9. brijjesh
    06.15.2008

    LOL, 2 points.

  10. Ashutosh
    06.19.2008

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    Was it Funny

    I gets the two points

    Now i want 10 more pts from santa
    as i am a child
    gimme 10 points

  11. nomercy_cool82@yahoo.com
    06.22.2008

    its was a joke i just knew abt it now
    hahahhahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhhahah
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    hahahhah
    hahahahhahha

  12. disha
    06.22.2008

    I think you should learn how to ask a question.

  13. Lil_mz_sexy06
    06.24.2008

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U STINK TYPE OF SHHH WAS DIS????

  14. adiz
    06.25.2008

    Santa Clauz as he is not real.

  15. beautiful
    06.27.2008

    that’s true….

  16. bell_76
    06.30.2008

    word….men are not perfect

  17. Andy
    07.03.2008

    your right there is no perfect man and guess what…you are no exception!!!!

  18. mikerodriguez06
    07.06.2008

    ah…yes indeed i must not exist because i am indeed the perfect man!

  19. strawberryjenn_ca
    07.07.2008

    I agree with darkfreak

  20. l33na01
    07.09.2008

    so no question ta for the points then>>

  21. riddler
    07.11.2008

    hmmm… kinda funny
    2pts ;)

  22. babygirly_33
    07.14.2008

    that is not a question

  23. panthro
    07.15.2008

    Santa’s not real? Have you all gone mad, what if some kid were to read this. His or her hopes and dreams would be shattered to the core. What if you were a child reading about santa only to suddenly find the awful truth. For shame.

  24. a_x_master
    07.18.2008

    how is this a question if you said the answer???

  25. srcrawfordbt@sbcglobal.net
    07.18.2008

    Well, I liked it!

  26. apaloosa2
    07.21.2008

    Kinda long winded but hey… can’t argue with getting two points for this :)

  27. Allison
    07.21.2008

    oooh i know:

    The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

  28. kayceejayde
    07.24.2008

    Pretty good joke.LOL!!!!

  29. JoeJoe
    07.26.2008

    The story is so true because women is the best thing God ever created

  30. funnysquerel
    07.27.2008

    funny and true!

  31. typrincess112
    07.27.2008

    that was the best story iv ever heard in a long time.

  32. donutmiddel
    07.29.2008

    Then isn’t it true that only the wo survived? And not the wo….man?

  33. blondie_princess_ladybug
    08.01.2008

    if you ask the question, try not to give the answer. but good joke!

  34. maamiaba63
    08.03.2008

    so so so true. its funny.

  35. Dids
    08.05.2008

    Jo well women are perfect but men can be too… if they wanna…

  36. pink_sugar_lips
    08.07.2008

    loved it……………but how did the one person get 2 points for answering this?

  37. VanessaR
    08.08.2008

    hahhahahahhaha true…theere are no perfect men in this world..they cant be….coz men r jus muscle!!! brains are NUMB NULLIFIED

  38. impotence_seems2rule
    08.12.2008

    Strange how I managed to get two points without reading all the way through that. Just another imperfection, I guess.

  39. TryingToLearn
    08.15.2008

    I deserve more than 2 points for reading this

  40. EarthenSoul
    08.18.2008

    You should have just given us the punch line first……would’ve saved time.

  41. mutt
    08.21.2008

    Not a bad joke

  42. Luigi A
    08.23.2008

    What is with the word perfect.What was the question.

  43. Happy Bunny Luva
    08.26.2008

    How do U no if there is a perfect women?!
    That was a dumb joke.