The Perfect Joke?
Arie asked:
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren’t real.
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lmao….i luv it=p
ohhhhhh burnnnn
but very funny
hahahahaha soo funnny and soo true
~star~
I actually got a laugh out of this but, a perfect women doesn’t exist either!! So… they all should have died!! lol
hehe…..
true….how very true!!
Leave it to the female chauvinist to not answer the question, and think the joke complete.
What a Perfect joke? You have shown that even a Perfect Man would end up in such a sad manner, even if it is with a Perfect Woman that he gets in contact with. This indeed is a fact of life.
not true. i am perfect!
lol. nice, but you shouldn’t put the answer in there, wait until people try to guess it, and if someone does, give them the best answer. it’s more fun.
Good one!
but is there a perfect woman?