Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone up ahead in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa were in a terrible accident. Only one of the three survived.
Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
If you are a woman, don’t read any further.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident!
By the way, if you’re a woman reading this, this illustrates another point:
Women never follow instructions!
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Uhm… hahaha?
In this world anything or anybody is perfect. This is my point of view.
hahahahaha
that was pretty good
U got me good, that was very nice and somewhat truth.
And men just follow instructions perfectly right.
They can’t even ask for directions, so what makes us women think they can follow the directions from the start?
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